Check Out This Video: 25 Things I Hate About Facebook

I’m sure we can all relate to many of these.

 

Steve Mayberry on the Woman & the Polar Bears

I thought this was absolutely hilarious, and just wanted to share.

Steve Mayberry thinks that if you jump your big, stupid ass in the water with the polar bears at feeding time, then you should have the privilege of experiencing what it is like to be polar bear food. “Your ass…it’s what’s for dinner.” Notice to the stupid amongst us: stop doing dumb shit. The rest of us are tiring of you.

 

Does Gov. Blagojevich Look Like a Mon Chi Chi Doll?

Yesterday, my friend said that Governor Blagojevich looks like a Mon Chi Chi doll.  I thought that was hilarious.  If you don’t remember what a Mon Chic Chi doll is, that’s OK.  Check out the photo below.  What do you think? 

Does Gov. B look like Mon Chi Chi?

 

This is Hilarious

A woman calls in sick one morning.
“What’s the matter?” her boss asks.
“I have anal glaucoma,” she says weakly.
“What the hell is anal glaucoma?” he asks.
“I can’t see my ass coming to work today.”

 

Have You Ever Wondered Why…????

1. People have jacked-up teeth and dental benefits?
2. People who claim to not like kids actually have more than one?
3. People have big cars, bling and other fine things and have jacked-up grills (teeth)?
4. People cannot read but can count money?  Please explain this one to me – please?
5. People will gamble away lots of money playing the lottery but will not invest in stocks and bonds?
6. Kids can sing words to all the songs on the radio but cannot read at their grade level?  Do they need to sing their lesson?
7. You only see slim people on workout videos?  They are not the ones who really need the workout.  They need the exercise, but they don’t REALLy need it.  How encouraging is it for a 250 pound individual to look at a 120 pound individual in a workout video?
8. People whine and moan about stuff, and then whine some more, and never do anything about the things they whine and moan about?
9. I am sitting here writing this when I should be writing for pay?

 

Waiting for the Dead

Someone near and sometimes dear to me was waiting in a funeral home for 30 minutes before they* realized that they were at the wrong funeral home.  How cute is that?  First of all, there is usually some form of activity going on where a funeral is being held prior to the actualy event.  Generally speaking, if no one else is at the funeral home, church, etc., the deceased is there.  Secondly, I wonder how long they were really going to wait….I don’t know if you found this funny, but it was hilarious to me.  Mostly because most people don’t wait 30 minutes for people who are alive and this person would wait 30 minutes for the dead…who would have already been there anyway.

I forgot to mention that this person is a smarty pants and a know-it-all.  Since that is the case, why weren’t they smart to read the sign before they entered the parlor or ask for assistance?

* I know it should be “he” or “she”, but I don’t want to bust them out for real (although it would be nice).